The Doctor is IN! Show "those folks" in your life just how you really feel with our ID10T Securities Savant custom business cards pack!
Did we also mention these can be a great "apology" for when you've been a complete a$$hat and need forgiveness?!
Each pack comes with 20 snarky card sayings guaranteed to hammer the message home, including:
- Your people called.
- Somewhere a village is missing its 'Proven Thought Leader'!
- Caution: Product has sharp edges! Keep away from eyes and small children!
- We're with stupid.
- I'd rather be R0B0T1C than ID10T1C.
- This card's for you.
- Top 2%.
- You're missing the point.
- Step 1 - Flip card over
- My other card is blank.
- Please accept this as a token of our gratitude.
- See if you can guess what we're thinking?
- Get well soon.
- I don’t just play one on TV.
- It's the thought that counts. Really!
- And five more!
Order yours today and be prepared for when the moment strikes you or your fellow humans, and you need a healthy heaping reminder of truth to bring everyone back from the brink! Or for those times when subtle just won't do!
CAUTION: All sayings are SFW (safe for work) but like (y)our personalities are a little off-center!
Comes in our choice of purple or black plastic business card sleeve/holder.